Break-Up Blog... Fuck!

How I love you thee, let me count the ways… you are my reason for living… the mate that keeps my soul at ease… Why do I love thee I’ll never know… you wretched motherfucker I wish you had never infiltrated my life…. Bastard, you have destroyed my soul and ceased my happiness… Don’t stare at me that way when I am pissed… STOP fucking looking so sexy after fucking up so grandly… go away, we just broke up…. Come back daddie, let’s make up…

All’s fair in love and war… I’m going to fuck you one last time so you remember how good the pussy is… Stop kissing me! ... I will NOT shut up… I’m pissed! … uhhhhmmm… those lips…. your tongue overpowering my ability to curse your ass low like a dog… sequestering my resolve to fury… seizing my mouth until my curses are in cursive… how sophisticated you are… ravaging my lips as if they were French delicacies coated in MAC lipglass… my anger drips into an abyss of forgotten qualms as my pussy drips into my purple La Perla thongs… you son of a bitch!... wait, what were we fighting for?

This is the last time you shall play me for a fool! …I promise that you shall learn your lesson… I will suck the imprint of my taste buds into your dick, than I shall leave you… forever…. Polo t-shirt, polo draws ... Now come, take that fucking Polo off… that red Ralph Lauren that sits across your waist in that way that I so adore… used to adore…. Damn, has your dick always been this immense?!.... I taste you… have you always tasted this good… tears falling as I savor your flavor through that splendid dick… that glorious dick that supplies such pleasure, yet is the source of such pain… my thoughts clouded by the magnificent apparatus that vanquishes all rationale…  I hate you bitch… but I LOVE this dick… *swallows*…. To the bed… *sighs*… here we go again…

69 before I 86 your ass… I still can’t stand you… now stop lapping up my pussy as if I am a venti caramel frappucinno … your dick dancing on my tonsils as your tongue prances across my clit… taking my breathe away as you shove your massive dick deeper down my throat and your splendid tongue deeper into my pussy…  Deep throats lead to deep strokes… throw me onto the bed so that I can throw that ass back… pounding my pussy as if I’m being punished… I ride you with such fury to prove that I am still furious… pouncing on your penis as if I am a cheetah and you are my compliant and docile prey… fucking you so fucking hard… hating you so fucking much… scratching your back to attest to my hate for you… sucking your neck to confirm that I used to love you… umbrageous tears fall from my eyes as erotica leaks from my pussy… shrill curses intertwine with titillating moans… infliction transpires ecstasy… hate fuels love… painful pleasure… you will miss me a little when I’m gone…

You make me fucking sick… you never gave a fuck...  fuck me motherfucker! ... you are soooo fucking no good… you are sooooo fucking awesome... I fucking hate you... I FUCKING LOVE YOU DADDIE!!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!...

P.S. It is better to have loved, fucked and then lost than to have not loved at all….

~Viola Monroe